COMPARISON

Teacher: Ok class, let’s show the principal & our guests how much we’ve learnt so far dis year! Let’s do comparisons…So I say small, U say small, smaller, smallest..
[students nod ]

TEACHER:                           Big
CLASS:                           Big, Bigger, Biggest..  
TEACHER:                          clean..
CLASS:                           clean, cleaner, cleanest.. TEACHER:                            tall….  
CLASS:                             tall, taller, tallest….  
TEACHER: [smiles]:                             very gud!! CLASS:                                     very gud, very gudder, very gudest.. TEACHER:”                                           oh gosh..  
CLASS:                                          oh gosh, oh gosher, oh goshest!!! TEACHER:                                             stop it now”:O CLASS:                       stop it now...stop it nower..stop it nowest!! TEACHER:                                             oh please..” CLASS:                       oh please, oh pleaser…O’ pleasest..” TEACHER:                                             Look at me..!!>:O CLASS:                       look at me, look at me-er, look at me-est.. TEACHER:                                             What a disgrace!X_X CLASS:                       what a disgrace ,what a disgracer, what                                              disgrace-st.  
TEACHER [furious]:                I don die…  
CLASS:                        I don die, I don dier, I don diest.

The Teacher fainted
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